What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do Indian guys love Russian girls?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

What do you like about McDonald's?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

What should I expect after a BBL surgery?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?

Dr No